OMG, Journalfen has won the prize for the world's first snot-ass maintenance page warning:

Maintenance

Journalfen is down right now while we do some work. We will be back up once the server has had a little rest and we have more frequent automatic database back-ups finished. Refreshing this page a million times won't make it come back up any sooner.

Wow. Here's my ass, JF. Please suck it.

I just gave those dumb fucks money too. Damn.