Thursday, April 27, 2006

spoiled rotten

Okay, I'm sorry, but people who are violently opposed to spoilers, yet spend their time surfing Internet journals and sites dedicated to the show and are HORRIFIED, OMGHORRIFIED they are spoiled, are like people with pollen allergies who spend hours of their day in the Botanical Gardens howling about how much their eyes itch and OMG, WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

Just ... ugh.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Cry me a fucking river ...

Oh, boo-hoo, you useless narcissist trainwreck I can't stop reading.

No one wants you, loves you or respects you on Ye Olde ElJay or in Real Life.

Wah, wah, wah.

And yet, if you only learned how to talk to people, you could probably get away with that "realness" you so relish. Instead, you are just an insecure jerk silently screaming "LOVE ME!" to the h8ters, whom you both desire and despise.

You make me sick.

I wish there was some way to quit reading you.

Maybe when you're dead, I'll stand around and smell your shirt.